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https://xkcd.com/3212/

After a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.

https://xkcd.com/3212/

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https://xkcd.com/3211/

Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?

https://xkcd.com/3211/

watervole

via vivdunstan

“The Importance of Being Earnest” with Ncuti Gatwa is going up free on YouTube for a limited period in March."

Love the play, love the actor. Definitely going to try and catch this.

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https://xkcd.com/3210/

'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.

https://xkcd.com/3210/

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Posted by John Kovalic

https://www.dorktower.com/2026/02/19/snooze/

https://dorktower.kovalic.com/?p=19959

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https://xkcd.com/3209/

My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.

https://xkcd.com/3209/

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Posted by John Kovalic

https://www.dorktower.com/2026/02/17/toys/

https://dorktower.kovalic.com/?p=19953

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https://xkcd.com/3208/

People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.

https://xkcd.com/3208/

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https://xkcd.com/3207/

'The zero line in WMM2025 passes through a lot of population centers; I wonder what year the largest share of the population lived in a zone of less than 5° of declination,' he thought, derailing all other tasks for the rest of the day.

https://xkcd.com/3207/

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Posted by John Kovalic

https://www.dorktower.com/2026/02/13/bothsides/

https://dorktower.kovalic.com/?p=19948

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